Tuesday, June 20, 2023

Graffiti is Sometimes Okay

After our success with the tube network around London it was now time to experience the overland train system running around the rest of the country. One quick tube ride to Euston Station and then here’s where things just fell apart. Our train wasn’t displayed on the massive screens inside the station, and after a bloke at a service desk checked out our tickets he told us to hop on to an Avanti train on platform 5, the only train listed heading to our destination and at the exact same time… Only problem was that we booked with West Midlands Railway which is what we found out once we’d already boarded the train… Quickly disembarking and running back up to the big screen and information booth we were then told that we’d have to wait an hour to catch the next train, but it was also still an Avanti West Coast train. An hour rolls by and we are about to board but it’s still the wrong train and no mention of ours nor the company of trains we were supposed to get on.

Rhonda goes for a wander to speak to someone with less of a language barrier and we find out our trains run on platforms 1 and 2 and aren’t listed on the screens, you’re just supposed to know where they are…


Finally boarded we stow our luggage overhead and settle in for a lovely blast through the countryside, going at almost 110mph (~180kph), absolutely motoring! We arrived in Milton Keynes for a transfer to another train that runs directly to Liverpool, but we had about an hours wait because of the first delay of the day. No matter, we just milled about the station, enjoyed the surprisingly nice weather, and thought about hiring some of those electric scooters to make our own TT race haha.


We did have one more transfer at Stafford to get the final line to Liverpool and thankfully that section of the trip went exactly as planned… apart from this tiny little woman who mistook me for a famous Australian bloke from the telly (we’re still trying to figure it out but honestly anyone with long hair and a beard was probably the bet). I played along because this woman was being a bit relentless and professing her love for what I’m doing before Rhonda said to me “Come along darling we can’t miss our train” and I replied “Coming Mother” lol. Got on that last train and enjoyed the beautiful English countryside all the way to Liverpool.


I’m not really sure how I envisioned Liverpool but I think I imagined it to look and feel a lot more rough and tumble than it was, but it was an awesome place. All of us really enjoyed ourselves there, and everyone was really really lovely. We disembarked from the train station, got our bearings, called the ferry terminal to see if we could check our bags, flagged down a taxi and headed for the shoreline. After dropping off our bags we wandered along the promenade and took in the absolutely beautiful old buildings and unofficially started our Beatle’s tour after coming across their statue on the boardwalk. Thankfully all of us were feeling pretty hungry and thirsty and located a Wetherspoons for a couple of cheap pints and a decent feed. 


With bellies full and thirsts satiated for now we wandered off down the road to check out The Cavern Hotel, home of the Beatle’s. Although the original hotel was demolished in 1973 for safety reasons (as it’s about 3 storeys underground and looks to be old overflow for the water in the city) it was rebuilt exactly the same with the original bricks, plus some added spaces for access. Over the two years they played there, they put on 292 shows, over 2 a week for those 2 years. That place is an awesome homage not just to them, but to anyone that ever came to play. There is so much cool memorabilia on all of the walls, and even some royal visits as well.

There was a young bloke plucking an electric acoustic up on stage who was sporting the shaggy hair and sideburns look and doing some really spot on covers, the dude had skill.


Every inch of wall in the main tunnel is covered in people’s names, every size and every colour sharpie mark you could imagine, some lipstick, some white out, even some paint in places. And being prepared for having to write anything whilst being away I packed some Sharpies and pens into my backpack and broke those out to add our own pieces of graffiti to those hallowed halls. It was a bit of a mission to even find space but eventually we all managed to find somewhere to scrawl something. We bought some merch, listened to a few more artists around the back at the other stage, and Ron and Rhonda got their boogie on with some pretty cute swing dancing under the coloured lights. 


We’d stayed down there way longer than we intended to (but enjoyed every second regardless) and surfaced around 9:30pm, with the sun still in the sky (which has been one of the most mind and body boggling thing for this entire trip). We wanted to head to the Hot Water Comedy Club and check out some stand up as the joint is fairly famous for having good acts on, but by the time we got in the lineup the security guard said they were full 2 people ahead of us which was a huge bummer…. 


But no worries because right next door was The Flute! A fun and cheap little pub with a couple of pool tables out the back, perfect, we felt right at home. Yup, right down to the doubly bent pool cues and wonky tables lol. We stayed there until the wee hours of the morn playing away and drinking before boarding our ferry to the Isle of Man for the main event of the trip. We hadn’t booked any accommodation in Liverpool as our ferry left at 3am so we just powered through. Thankfully no issues getting onto the ferry, and it was smooth sailing the whole way. Although I have learned not to let Gaz block me from exiting wherever possible. I’d left to head downstairs to get some beers and by the time I got back he was asleep in the aisle row, beer on my tray table next to him, and my bag sitting on my seat. So I went and sat next to Keith hoping no one turned up for that assigned seat, which thankfully they didn’t and we could relax.


We rocked up to the Isle bright and early around 6am, but unable to get into our rooms until 2pm, so we chucked our bags into their storeroom and fell asleep in their library out back, absolutely ruined. Finally once we were able to head to our rooms we were able to crash for a few more hours a bit more comfortably and ready to tackle Race Day 1 tomorrow.


After a few hours kip in much more comfy beds we started walking up Loch Promenade from the Sefton Hotel and wandered up the hill towards the grandstands and pit lane but alas the hill was too big to take in one go so halfway way up we came across Douglas Snooker bar. Just as we were walking past the driveway the owner was opening the doors. “Hey mate, are you open?” Shouts Ron, “I can be” says old mate back and in we go for a private use of a really well set up and maintained pool hall which very quickly became our new local. A few hours of drinking and playing later we stumble out to tackle the rest of the hill and check out some final qualifying. 


You definitely heard them before you saw them, the start finish straight is long enough to get into 6th gear, which is getting pretty close to 300kph, shrieking down the main drag of a sleepy little town 11 months of the year. A few more pints trackside and then a stumble back down to the hotel for a well deserved full sleep for a big first day tomorrow.


I’m writing this on the ferry over to Ireland at the moment and have been pretty slack with updates but am hoping to get a few more out soon and catch up to this point in the trip. I’m also going to see if anyone from the crew wants to write anything about their experiences on the Isle and watching the races.


  • Herb

























Tuesday, June 6, 2023

A Pub Older Than Our Country

 Somehow the sleep we got on the two plane trips over and the subsequent small slumber we had the night previous adjusted us to the London timezone… FANTASTIC!


Gaz and I made our way out of our hotel and down to the Earl’s Court Underground Tube Station. We met up with the Sullivan’s, Keith and Al, and delved into the depths of the London Underground. As lacklustre as the trains themselves are, you really can’t beat them for the service they provide. There’s a train running every 30 seconds to 5 minutes depending on the station…. Try getting that in Brisbane… HAH!


Hopping off in Camden Town we were on the way to Belushi’s (one of the only Australian oriented pubs in the area that survived COVID), where they were playing the State Of Origin! The rest of the crew decided to start with £5-7 pints of beer, whereas I made the very smart financial decision to start visiting the cocktail menu at 11am…. £5 cocktails all day on Wednesday’s at Belushi’s if anyone’s interested. The whole pub was roaring throughout the entire game, felt like being back home which was wonderful. Halftime came and went, some nail-biting moments and then QLD pulled ahead with some sensational runs, and admittedly some lacklustre conversions. By the end of the game, I was halfway through the cocktail menu and everyone else decided it was time we jumped ship to wander around Camden Markets for a feed and a few more pubs.


It had apparently changed markedly since Gaz was there last about a decade ago, but we still had a ball walking around and grabbing some grub. After bellies were full we decided to take the tube into Central London and go full tourist. 


Rolling out of Charring Cross station we walked up the stairs and across Millennium bridge, remarking at the fact that the Thames was still clearer than Brisbane River, but was still probably not a good idea to grab a drink from it. We wandered down from the bridge and walked across the boardwalk, taking in the sights of the impossibly slow moving London Eye (and the 40 minute lineup to get onto it), Big Ben and Westminster Palace, and Westminster bridge across the Thames. I wandered off to take a few pictures from the group and when I returned Rhonda handed me a coffee cup with a half pint of Pier Pressure Lager… Can’t say no to Pier Pressure I guess…

Walking along the boardwalk we reached the Westminster bridge, and I had a secret mission… You see I have a vendetta against Vinnie’s. During the 2022 floods I bought a $4 1000 piece puzzle of Big Ben, Westminster Palace, and the Thames. I put that puzzle together only to find out that there was 996 pieces in that puzzle, thus ruining my satisfaction upon completing it. Zero quality control at the volunteer run organisation, someone should have put that puzzle together to check it… Anyway I digress. So my secret mission was to wander down to the riverbank, to FINALLY see just what that completed puzzle looked like, because with just 4 pieces missing it was completely indiscernible. Mission success, I saw it, and got the snap!


I rejoined the others across the bridge, down towards St. Paul’s Cathedral and we hopped on a double decker red London bus…. Which only took us about a km up the road before they reached the end of the line, a km saved is ~0.7 miles earned! We wandered on foot around Picadilly Circus for a while before zeroing in on a quaint little pub down a side street. 


The St. James Tavern was built in 1733, originally called The Catherine’s Wheel until 1896 when it was rebuilt and renamed the St. James Tavern. It hosted PM’s, many members of the royal family, and even Charles Dickens! (Who was reported to sit in a corner quietly with a pint and scribble away, working on his novels). I don’t know just how it would have been able to host the bustling metropolis back in the day because it only accommodated about 50 people at the max, and we were already at capacity when we walked in with standing room only. A couple more pints of local lager were had to wet our whistle whilst we came up with a plan to finish off our day. We could either brave the tube in peak hour, or we could shift a couple stops and have dinner before we made our trek back. 


I don’t remember how the consensus was reached but I’m glad a sensible decision was made and we wandered off in search of the tube station to take us a little further afield to Marble Arch. I don’t really know what I was expecting, maybe something more on the scale of the Arc De Driomphe but I enjoyed seeing the sight nonetheless. Gaz mentioned we were in Little Lebanon so we toddled off down the street in search of a Lebanese restaurant. Great feed, good service, and a very cool server who was really trying to work on his English…. So we gave him a bum steer and taught him some Australian.


With bellies full we waddled off towards the tube station again and hopped on some fairly empty trains, crossed some lines, traversed many stairs, and finally ended up back at Earl’s Court. A few quick after dinner pints at the Blackbird Tavern yet again before going our seperate ways to our hotels and at that point our big day out was completed. I tell ya, the hot shower at the end of the night was the highlight, cos as soon as I was in my jammies and lying down in my bed, I was out like a light.


- Herb


P.S Apologies for the sporadic posts, I’m pretty useless :)


Belushi’s Pub in Camden Town

Camden Lock

Rail bridge over the main drag

Camden Markets

Millennium Bridge

Lamberth Bridge

Thames Waterfront

The Eye, Westminster Palace, and Big Ben

Pier Pressure at the Pier

The picture I had to recreate

Some old clock

Westminster Abbey

Government Offices (Churchill’s War Room)

Portcullis House

Rhonda trying to break into a red phone box



Gaz spying our next pub


Panorama of Picadilly Circus

The St. James Tavern

Here comes the Tuuuuuuuube

Marble Arch






Wednesday, May 31, 2023

Bon Voyage!

 Bon Voyage!


Boy… sitting in one seating position for an extended period of time is a lot of hard work, I was working up a sweat just reaching up to the air hostess for the free drinks. But I tell you what they certainly don’t miss you in the airport, its creeps up to $20 a pint!


After our mid afternoon escape from Chillingham yesterday we travelled up to the Brekky Creek Hotel, wolfed down a bit of dinner, and headed off to the Brissy airport to start the laborious international check-in process. One of us attempted to bring dangerous contraband onto the plane in the form of a toothpaste tube. I mean seriously, you can only fit so much C4 in that tube anyway it shouldn’t matter…


We’re pretty much flying over the Gobi Desert at the moment and trying to adjust to the upcoming time zone changes so we’re as fresh as can be for our arrival in London, after not being able to get much sleep on last nights flight.


Figured I might as well just continue this post with the arrival in London and taking the infamous tube into Earl’s court. All our hotel rooms are about the size of a caravan so I’m feeling right at home haha. We had a very weary dinner at the Blackbird pub last night, with pretty much all of us falling asleep at the table, so rest assured as soon as we went to bed rest was assured.


Gaz and I are about to grab some brekky and head over to Camden to see if we can find an Australian pub or at least one that will play the State Of Origin for us. Then we’ll have a wander over to Camden Markets and grab some street meats for lunch. After that I don’t think we have anything planned so we might do some sightseeing and grab some tourist pics.


  • Herb
The Brekky Creek Hotel Est. 1890

Our bird for the first leg of the trip to Hong Kong

Skirting around some of the snow capped peaks in the Gobi Desert

Enjoying a $20 airport pint in Hong Kong with the crew


Sunday, May 28, 2023

A Nervous Nights Sleep

 G’day everyone,

This is a little blog I’ve put together for anyone that wants to keep up with our adventures whilst we’re away. We’ll be uploading photos, videos, and the occasional post from the crew. It’s all kicking off tomorrow at 4pm sharp, we’ll be headed up to Brisbane, and hopefully be sober enough so that they’ll still let us on the plane. Check in to keep up to date on the status of our livers, and we hope to have many more stories to tell when we get back.


- Herb

Graffiti is Sometimes Okay

After our success with the tube network around London it was now time to experience the overland train system running around the rest of the...